Why All Of Us Should Have A Laptop?

Posted by R. MAK. 4 October, 2008

Well, a Laptop is a pretty useful thing. It can really save the day. Apart from crunching numbers and running applications like Microsoft Office(Open Office if you are a Linux fan), Laptops do have some really incredible usages. You can take this list to your dad and convince him, why every one in the family should have a laptop. So here we go with our list of things you can do with your laptop.

  1. After all night surfing, The Laptop gets so hot that you can boil eggs for breakfast.
    boil eggs on laptop
  2. HP Laptops are so strong that you can crack a nut or two if you like.
    crack a nut with laptop
  3. IBM Thinkpad is so sturdy and rigid that It can also be temporary shelter for your parrot.
    Ibm thinkpad as bird house for parrot
  4. If a signboard goes out in the lobby, You can use your laptop as temporary sign to show where the toilets are.
    laptop as signboard
  5. Laptop can be used as a good way to protect skin from bad UV light on a sunny day. A nap under your laptop is very good for your health.
    laptop as sunshade
  6. HP Laptops are very good substitute for a table tennis rackets.
    play table tennis with laptop
  7. After a Long day, A Laptop also doubles as a good headrest for a short nap.
    put your head on laptop and sleep
  8. Again HP Laptops also double as temporary and portable seats. Take them anywhere. sit relax, read newspaper.. while waiting for Train to arrive.
    sit on laptop to wait for train
  9. Every one has one, Even the homeless person round the corner had it.
    a begger with laptop
  10. HP Laptops are best when it comes to killing flies.
    smash a painting with laptop
  11. You can use laptop as a trap to catch those unwanted guests in your home like mouse, rabbits
    use laptop as a trap for mouse
  12. During power outages, The bright light of LCD is very helpful and bright enough to let you prepare for the quiz next day. You save money on Lamp.
    use laptop as desktop lamp to write
  13. Thinkpads are so rigid that you can collect garbage in them to throw out.
    use laptop as dustbin
  14. If it snows, No need to buy a ice scrapper, we can use a laptop to clean all the snow. IBM Thinkpad works in subzero temperatures.
    use laptop as snow scrapper
  15. Laptops are great tools for drawing Eclipses and Circles.
    Use Laptop to draw perfect eclipses
  16. Me and my friend can use a laptop to improve our karate kicks.
    Use laptop to practice Karatie
  17. Laptops can also be used as a punishment tool for small kids.
    Use Laptop to Punish the guilty
  18. Last but not the least, we can use free internet by driving around the city and hacking wifi
    Use laptop to use free internet by hacking into neighbor wifi

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October 4, 2008

I’ve got another use - when I’m working at night and don’t want to turn on the lights and wake everyone up - I just use it as a flashlight. The other night I was trying to find a kitten that was playing under the bed so I just propped up my laptop and it lit it up nicely for me!

Posted by cchiovitti
October 4, 2008

Useful advices,and funny,you missed that you can websurfing in bed, warmly in winter time.

Posted by Juancav
October 4, 2008

plus, if you advertize for laptops, you make money.

Posted by Oliver
October 4, 2008

That’s the weirdest looking boiled egg I’ve ever seen

Posted by grumblebum
October 4, 2008

I absolutely love this list. Particularly the violent suggestions (swatting flies, discipline, karate kicks).

Personally, I use mine as a cutting board for raw meats.

Posted by Matthew
October 5, 2008

First one (Apple - egg )is nice

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Posted by Albin
October 5, 2008

They fly nicely when you throw them.

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Posted by Frank Johnson
October 7, 2008

that is FRYING an egg… boiling involves water.

but funny anyways and stealing wifi is fun

Posted by Ernest
October 10, 2008

Man o man…to anyone that owns a macbook pro, they know exactly that the fried egg picture isn’t far off. I just retired an old compaq laptop. Holiday nutcracker? :)
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